The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over The Lazy Dog

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

The first time I saw a trailer for Limitless , I immediately thought this would be a great movie. By the third trailer, my earned distrust of Hollywood's attempts to pass off interesting sounding concepts packaged as crappy movies took over. In this case I should have trusted my first instinct.

EPIC WIN: Most Awesome Ideas Ever! Click to ENLARGE, and enjoy. - QBF

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

OK so now they're making prequels for classic stories... I now bring you the review of Oz the Great and Powerful . Starring James Franco (Oz), Mila Kunis (Theodora), Zach Braff (Finley), Rachel Weisz (Evanora), and Michelle Williams (Glinda) -- with all playing double roles as a wink to The Wizard of Oz . This is a whimsical tale -- much like the original -- and tells the tale of how a man from Kansas ever became known as The Wizard of Oz.

The latest DC Comics animated feature is  Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox , mostly starring (you guessed it) the Flash. The main events take place in an alternate timeline where some major events in the DC Universe have changed. The results are catastrophic. Can the Fastest Man Alive fix everything in time? (No pun intended.)

How come people complain that the world is unfair, when they really just want it to be unfair to their advantage? Personally, I'm waiting to win the lottery -- whether I bought a ticket or not!  How come I haven't won yet Universe?! - QBF

Microwavable Movie Review Mode Activated! So Battleship , the movie based on the board-game happened. It starred Taylor Kitsch , Brooklyn Decker , and Rihanna . Why was this project green-lit?

Microwavable Movie Review Mode Activated! 2 Guns stars Denzel Washington and Mark Wahlberg getting up to a whole lot of trouble.

Welcome to September folks! Summer is officially dead. Classes are back in session. Basically, life sucks. To ease your sufferation (Jamaican for suffering), I'm drawing for some old pics of a certified (crazy?) supermodel: Tyra Banks ! - QBF

Microwavable Movie Review Mode Activated! The Conjuring  is "based on a true story", and stars Patrick Wilson , Vera Farmiga , and Ron Livingston . I don't know how closely it reflects actual events...

LOL! Pay close attention to what people tell/offer you! - QBF (Click to ENLARGE.)