The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over The Lazy Dog

Yes, I saw Fifty Shades of Grey . It stars Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan as the titular characters Anastasia Steele (LOL, seriously?) and Christian Grey. This review is going to be as brief as its plot...

I'm reminded of the Skittles tagline... Taste the rainbow... - QBF

Each molecule preaches perfect law, Each moment chants true sutra: The most fleeting thought is timeless, A single hair's enough to stir the sea.                                        -- Shutaku

Ah, the first "prequel" in the Machete Order comes in at #3: Star Wars Episode II - Attack of the Clones . It really does make the story flow much better ignoring The Phantom Menace entirely. Jumping backward in time after Luke learned who his father really was, we see the beginning of the love affair that doomed a galaxy: Anakin Skywalker & Padme Amidala, but which also conceived a new hope as well (see what I did there?).

And so with February coming to a close, we'll end it with the tit-tastic Kate Upton ! - QBF

Public Service Announcement? - QBF Editor's Note: Rape is really no laughing matter. http://www.stoprapenow.org/