The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over The Lazy Dog

Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself. -- Chinese Proverb

Jokes for smart people! How many can you get? - QBF PS: I still don't get #12. Yet...

We think in generalities, but we live in detail. -- Alfred North Whitehead

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

We could learn a lot from crayons.  Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull.  Some have weird names and all are different colours, but they all have to live in the same box.

Back-to-back weeks of the sexy Zoe Saldana ! You can thank me later. - QBF

Do the right thing. - QBF (Click to ENLARGE.)