The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over The Lazy Dog

This is the last word mash-up folks! I hope it was an enjoyable trip. Now I gotta find some new idleness to entertain you with each Wednesday... - QBF Guesstimate : this somewhere between a guess and an estimate. It is also know as "pulling something out of your ass".

Now this word applies worldwide, but was a Jamaican invention to portray the politics in our island nation. I think its use dates back to the 1960s actually. - QBF Politricks : politicians and the various nefarious schemes they utilise to get elected, and then to keep power netted this melding of Politics and Tricks.

Now for this week's word you need to send the kiddies out of the room! - QBF Fuckation : This is the magical combination of taking a vacation, for the sole and entire purpose of having as much sexual intercourse as possible!

And today's word is... - QBF Karmageddon : It's when all the bad things you did come back to bite you in Biblical proportions. Example: Voting for George W. Bush.

And here's the new word of the week! - QBF Caterpallor : The colour you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

This word perfectly describes some people who I worked with at my last job! - QBF Ignoranus : A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

Now this is something that both men *and* women use to get ahead, or some head... - QBF Foreploy : Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

This word represents a new phenomenon which usually gets the party involved (s)exposed due to a lack of common sense (or sufficient paranoia)! - QBF Sexting : Sending sexual images of yourself via text message to your significant other and/or fuck-buddy.

And today's word is... Decafalon : The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

I know it's really been bugging you what to call this phenomenon most likely encountered in cities. Okay maybe not, but it's still a cool word people! - QBF Giraffiti : Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

I don't subscribe to this, but you teasers out there now know the name of your naughty behaviour! - QBF Glibido : All talk and no action.

This one goes out to my brethren and sistren in the USA who should be dealing with tax time about now. - QBF Intaxication : Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

I just hate it when people don't get what I'm saying right away... - QBF Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

Now this word refers to a condition some of my friends have! :-) - QBF Osteopornosis : A degenerate disease.

This word describes something well used by conmen, salesmen, and arrogant stupid people! - QBF Dopeler Effect : The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

A bit late, but here's the latest new word for use: Arachnoleptic Fit : The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web. I know I've experienced this quite a few times unfortunately! - QBF

And today's word is: Bozone : The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. I think that's what made Dubya so dense! - QBF

And today's word is: Beelzebug : Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

Okay, this is a new series that I'm starting, and I hope you enjoy it. Basically, it will be an interesting "word mashup" including the definition, and if necessary, a sample sentence. If it's actually one that I created, I'll be sure to credit myself. - QBF Cashtration : The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time .