The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over The Lazy Dog

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

Why so serious? - QBF

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Yes I know it's late in the week for my NSFW instalment, but on the other hand... The luscious Lucy Pinder wishes you a: HAPPY HUMP DAY!! Maybe I'll make that a new thing... - QBF

A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

Talking too mucking fuch. - QBF (Click to ENLARGE.)