The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over The Lazy Dog

Part 2 of my re-watching the Star Wars series in the Machete Order was Episode 5. After getting their asses kicked (and their spiffy new space station destroyed) by a rookie pilot (Luke Skywalker), a smuggler, and a pretty princess, Darth Vader is on the warpath! Running for their lives, our young heroes learn what happens when  The Empire Strikes Back !

You'll shoot poke your eye out! - QBF

So I've decided to re-watch the Star Wars series in its entirety... well, almost entirely. I'm doing them in the Machete Order , which goes as follows: Episode 4 - A New Hope Episode 5 - The Empire Strikes Back Episode 2 - Attack of the Clones Episode 3 - Revenge of the Sith Episode 6 - Return of the Jedi Yes it's only 5 of the 6 movies, with Episode 1 - The Phantom Menace  ( QBF Rating 3.0/5 ) getting the shaft for a number of reasons (e.g. Jar Jar Binks and a crappy plot) despite it having the best fight sequence in my opinion with Darth Maul.

One real world is enough. -- Santayana

She's been missing for a while, but here's Jessica Biel to beautify our Monday morning. - QBF

A fool-proof plan! - QBF