The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over The Lazy Dog

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Politicians and diapers should be changed often -- and for the same reason.

Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift.

Always be yourself, because the people that matter don't mind, and the ones that mind don't matter.

After 70, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you're probably dead.

Okay so you were cheated out of one Monday's worth of Salma Hayek photos (oddly enough I was ill after a weekend of sober partying), so today is gonna be a cornucopia of goodies for you my adoring (and patient) fans... Enjoy the feast! - QBF

Halloween Special! - QBF (Click to ENLARGE.)