The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over The Lazy Dog

Savages is not your normal narcotics crime drama. It stars Aaron Taylor-Johnson , Blake Lively , and Taylor Kitsch as the Bohemian weed-smoking protagonists. Benicio del Toro and Salma Hayek are the much more interesting Mexican drug cartel antagonists.

The moment this boy noticed girls for the first time was immortalized on television (and now YouTube) for the world to see. His thought process seems to be, "Hmmm, what candy do I want, what candy? Yes! This one here. Sweet! What's that?... OH MY GOD BOOOOOOOOBIES!! SOOOOO BIIIIIG!!!!" - QBF

Chronicle is what happens when you update Carrie for this generation (and actually make it better in my humble opinion). It stars some no-name actors (to me at least): Alex Russell , Dane DeHaan , and Michael B. Jordan , whose exploits we follow via their camera footage, before and after they gain telekinesis .

So they decided to remake the 1990 action classic Total Recall , and update it for 2012. This new Total Recall stars Colin Farrell , Jessica Biel , and Kate Beckinsale . Better special effects? Of course. Better story? Debatable.

Another Monday, another work week has begun... But also, another hottie to ease your stress! Today's prescription: Jessica Alba . - QBF

Do you ever get that nagging feeling that something's going on? - QBF