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Movie Review: "Battleship"


Microwavable Movie Review Mode Activated!

So Battleship, the movie based on the board-game happened.

It starred Taylor Kitsch, Brooklyn Decker, and Rihanna.

Why was this project green-lit?


















This started out so bad, I basically watched it to see how much worse it could achieve.

This accidental entertainment is why its score is so high.

I feel sorry for Taylor to have this and John Carter (a much better movie, but another flop financially) on his resume.

QBF Rating: 1.5/5

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