Okay so you were cheated out of one Monday's worth of Salma Hayek photos (oddly enough I was ill after a weekend of sober partying), so today is gonna be a cornucopia of goodies for you my adoring (and patient) fans...
How come it seems motorcyclists in Jamaica only have 2 speeds? Either they're going so slow at 30 km/h -- and taking up an entire lane to themselves -- or they're going 160+ km/h and are riding on the centre line and weaving through traffic!
Either option seems to piss me off... - QBF
PS: I've known too many people who have died riding motorcycles, so be careful out there people.