The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over The Lazy Dog

I was forced to watch this. It clearly says For Colored Girls . I am a coloured man. From Google: "In New York, a group of black women, most of whom live in the same Harlem apartment building, faces personal crises, heartbreak and other challenges. Crystal ( Kimberly Elise ) faces an unhappy existence as an abused lover. Jo ( Janet Jackson ) is a successful magazine editor, but her husband has a secret double life. Juanita ( Loretta Devine ) is a relationship counselor but cannot seem to get her love life in order. These three and others become bound together by their experiences."

So my first Christmas movie of the year was Almost Christmas . It stars Danny Glover , Gabrielle Union , J.B. Smoove , Kimberly Elise , Mo'Nique , Omar Epps , Romany Malco , and Jessie T. Usher . Via Google: Walter Meyer is a retired mechanic who lost the love of his life one year earlier. Now that the holiday season is here, he invites daughters Rachel and Cheryl and sons Christian and Evan to his house for a traditional celebration. Poor Walter soon realizes that if his bickering children and the rest of the family can spend five days together under the same roof, it will truly be a Christmas miracle.