The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over The Lazy Dog

The nature of God is a circle of which the center is everywhere and the circumference is nowhere. -- Empedocles

And here it is... the very last NSFW Monday in 2013... Be safe, and enjoy another instalment with Lucy Pinder ! - QBF

Real Giggolo. - QBF (Click to ENLARGE.)

I'm not young enough to know everything . -- J.M. Barrie

Truth. - QBF

In the beginner's mind there are many possibilities, but in the expert's mind there are few . -- Shunryu Suzuki

Hospitality is making your guests feel at home even when you wish they were. PS: Merry Christmas! ;-) - QBF

A diplomat is someone who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you look forward to the trip.

  It's beginning to look a lot like (a very sexy) Christmas!! - QBF

Death before dishonour? - QBF (Click to ENLARGE.)

Going to church doesn't make you religious any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

All I want for Christmas is... - QBF

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

Only 9 more days to Christmas! But you get to unwrap some more Lucy Pinder today! - QBF

Perspective and Experience. - QBF (Click to ENLARGE.)

You're never too old to learn something stupid.

Damn Right. - QBF

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.

There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.

The latest Marvel Animated movie has now been released:  Iron Man & Hulk: Heroes United . Unsurprisingly, it stars the Incredible Hulk alongside Iron Man. The big surprise is that it is one of the worst movies ever created. Period. You can check out the trailer below if you so choose. But DO NOT WATCH THIS CRAP. QBF Rating: 0.5/5

Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

It's getting closer to Christmas, but you guys are getting presents every week from Lucy Pinder ! Enjoy! - QBF

Real Blonde Tourist! - QBF (Click to ENLARGE.)

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

Why so serious? - QBF

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Yes I know it's late in the week for my NSFW instalment, but on the other hand... The luscious Lucy Pinder wishes you a: HAPPY HUMP DAY!! Maybe I'll make that a new thing... - QBF

A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

Talking too mucking fuch. - QBF (Click to ENLARGE.)

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

The God's Honest Truth. TGIF!!! - QBF

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

Katniss is back, and I was actually excited to watch The Hunger Games: Catching Fire . Very different than when I was first introduced to this new movie franchise/trilogy. The gals & guys are all back (along with some nice additions), namely Jennifer Lawrence , Liam Hemsworth , Woody Harrelson , Donald Sutherland , and Josh Hutcherson .

Finally, a follow up after 14 years to the GREAT comedy The Best Man !! (Has it really been so long?) It may have taken a while to finally catch up with the gang, but The Best Man Holiday brings us up to speed quickly, fluidly, and hilariously. The full cast is back ( Taye Diggs , Morris Chestnut , Monica Calhoun , Sanaa Latham , Nia Long , Terrence Howard , Regina Hall , Harold Perrineau , and  Melissa De Sousa ) and this time the big event is Christmas.

Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says, "In case of emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR".

I'm closing November with the greatest (public) gold digger of our generation, Kim Kardashian ... Now don't hate, appreciate. Have a great week guys! - QBF

Yes, YES, YES!! - QBF (Click to ENLARGE.)

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...

:-) ... - QBF

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

I have never watched an episode of " Jackass ". I have never watched a "Jackass" movie. Until now. Something about the ads for  Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa (starring Johnny Knoxville and Jackson Nicoll ) made it seem safe for me to watch without feeling immediately ashamed of myself.

I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks.

21 Jump Street is a continuation of sorts of the old TV series with the same name. It stars Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill as two very immature rookie cops, who are tasked with infiltrating a high-school drug ring as teenagers. Alleged hijinks ensue when the geek and jock return to school.

Have A Very Merry Monday, courtesy of Lucy Liu !! - QBF

The Grey is Hollywood's attempt to finally pit Liam Neeson against a worthy opponent. Namely a pack of timberwolves, in the arctic north, unarmed. Seems fair. Granted he's not alone, as there are other survivors there with him, but who cares about them anyway?

Here comes the bride! - QBF

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good Evening,' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Happens almost ever week... - QBF

So I missed Monday's episode, but this way you get to end the week with a bigger bang! Without further ado, here is Lucy Liu with your TGIF Edition of NSFW Goodness. - QBF

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Ender's Game is based on the science fiction classic of the same name by Orson Scott Card . It stars Asa Butterfield as Ender Wiggin, Harrison Ford as Colonel Graff, and Hailee Steinfeld as Petra Arkanian. Basically humanity has recovered from an immense attack by the Formics, and is now planning their retaliation; but they need the youngest and brightest minds to carry out their attacks.

So the God of Thunder is finally back after his adventure in Avengers! Will Thor: The Dark World build upon the solid foundation of the first movie? Will Marvel's Midas Touch continue at the box office? Is Mjolnir hard to pronounce? Yes, yes, and yes.

Well that was the first apocalyptic comedy I've ever seen. This Is The End stars James Franco , Jonah Hill , Seth Rogen , Jay Baruchel , Danny McBride , and Craig Robinson -- along with a cornucopia of other guest stars -- as they are at a housewarming party when the end of the world begins. Chaos and comedy ensues.

Friend Zone Destruction! - QBF (Click to ENLARGE.)

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

Puppy Thoughts... - QBF

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Better late than never I say! Here's this November's NSFW kickstarter: Miss Lucy Liu ! - QBF

An Extraordinary Story! - QBF (Click to ENLARGE.)

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Politicians and diapers should be changed often -- and for the same reason.

Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift.

Always be yourself, because the people that matter don't mind, and the ones that mind don't matter.

After 70, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you're probably dead.

Okay so you were cheated out of one Monday's worth of Salma Hayek photos (oddly enough I was ill after a weekend of sober partying), so today is gonna be a cornucopia of goodies for you my adoring (and patient) fans... Enjoy the feast! - QBF

Halloween Special! - QBF (Click to ENLARGE.)

Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Cadillac than in a Yugo.

Learning "common sense" is expensive! - QBF

Addicted to the video life... - QBF (Click to ENLARGE.)

I've reached the age where 'happy hour' is a nap.

Just another day in paradise... - QBF

Do you realize that, in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos? PS: Particularly, with tramp stamps ! - QBF

The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.

Be careful about reading the fine print: there's no way you're going to like it.

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning.

It's Week 2, so let's get to enjoying more Salma Hayek ! - QBF

Priorities slightly askew. - QBF (Click to ENLARGE.)

There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 a..m. -- like, it could be the right number.

Language Update! - QBF

There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.

How come it seems motorcyclists in Jamaica only have 2 speeds? Either they're going so slow at 30 km/h -- and taking up an entire lane to themselves -- or they're going 160+ km/h and are riding on the centre line and weaving through traffic! Either option seems to piss me off... - QBF PS: I've known too many people who have died riding motorcycles, so be careful out there people.

God Bless America is a very dark comedy, that seeks to hold a mirror up to the USA and highlight the glaringly terrible aspects of its culture. Written and directed by Bobcat Goldthwait , it stars Joel Murray and Tara Lynne Barr as a non-couple that goes on a rampage across the country.

No one has more driving ambition than the teenage boy who wants to buy a car.

October is the month of the latin sex-goddess: Salma Hayek ! Enjoy Week 1! - QBF

Real doggy-style! - QBF (Click to ENLARGE.)