The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over The Lazy Dog

Savages is not your normal narcotics crime drama. It stars Aaron Taylor-Johnson , Blake Lively , and Taylor Kitsch as the Bohemian weed-smoking protagonists. Benicio del Toro and Salma Hayek are the much more interesting Mexican drug cartel antagonists.

The moment this boy noticed girls for the first time was immortalized on television (and now YouTube) for the world to see. His thought process seems to be, "Hmmm, what candy do I want, what candy? Yes! This one here. Sweet! What's that?... OH MY GOD BOOOOOOOOBIES!! SOOOOO BIIIIIG!!!!" - QBF

Chronicle is what happens when you update Carrie for this generation (and actually make it better in my humble opinion). It stars some no-name actors (to me at least): Alex Russell , Dane DeHaan , and Michael B. Jordan , whose exploits we follow via their camera footage, before and after they gain telekinesis .

So they decided to remake the 1990 action classic Total Recall , and update it for 2012. This new Total Recall stars Colin Farrell , Jessica Biel , and Kate Beckinsale . Better special effects? Of course. Better story? Debatable.

Another Monday, another work week has begun... But also, another hottie to ease your stress! Today's prescription: Jessica Alba . - QBF

Do you ever get that nagging feeling that something's going on? - QBF

So that happened. Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is best endured by viewing it as live-action anime, with not as good story-telling. It's probably best not to tell you who it stars, but this is Benjamin Walker 's film, who kinda looks like a young Liam Neeson (to me at least).

This is an epic sentence! - QBF

Batman: The Dark Knight Returns, Part 1 is the first (duh) part in the video adaptation of the greatest Batman story ever told! (In my humble opinion.) The original was written and drawn by my favourite comic writer,  Frank Miller . He's also the genius behind Sin City and 300 -- you may have heard of them. The gist of it is the Batman has been retired from crime-fighting for 10 years. Guess how Gotham is doing as a result?

So I got to see the premiere of 007's latest mission: Skyfall ! What a nice surprise that was, and Heineken put on quite a presentation at the Carib 5 cinema. I was impressed. Now, on to the review! Daniel Craig once again is "Bond, James Bond", and his newest nemesis is played quite exceptionally by Javier Bardem . Last but not least, Dame Judi Dench is once again my favourite "M".

Okay to make up for missing yesterday's episode, here's a super-helping of the GORGEOUS Eva Mendes ! - QBF

Grand Opening! - QBF

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy is not like your James Bond brand of espionage. Rather it is the serious, adult version of espionage (which thankfully still includes the seduction of spies). The film is littered with very good actors, with the main stars being:  Gary Oldman ,  Colin Firth , and  Tom Hardy .

By definition, James Bond = Epic Win.

Flight showcases Denzel Washington in another Oscar-worthy, not-quite-a-nice-guy role. Will it be worth your ticket?

So Liam Neeson made Taken 2 . His family got taken again!? Who's crazy enough to try that?

Sorry for the break in transmission guys, I'm gonna try and get back on schedule... So please, enjoy Mrs. Beyonce Knowles-Carter ! - QBF

Something inna something... - QBF

Check out this commercial from LG! - QBF

The word of the day is "What"... - QBF