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#SundayReview: "Secretary"


This was recommended by Hedonism II of all places as one of the sexiest movies to watch during corona-virus social distancing, and it has a hella sexy poster.

So, I checked it out.

From Google:

"Lee Holloway (Maggie Gyllenhaal), a young woman with a history of severe emotional problems, is released into the care of her overbearing parents following a stay at a mental institution. She finds work as a secretary for a rigid and demanding attorney, E. Edward Grey (James Spader), and starts dating the kind but dull Peter (Jeremy Davies). However, Lee soon realizes she's turned on by Grey's stern demeanor, and begins a sadomasochistic relationship with him."



All sizzle and no steak.

If blue balls were a movie, this was it.

This would have and should have been so good, but it LACKED SEX.

A FRUSTRATING FILM to watch.

#QBF 🦊 Rating: 2.0/5

Comments

wiggz said…
With a poster like that, how could it NOT be good? Lol... no sex...hmmm... how about gratuitous nudity?

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