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#SundayReviews: "Solo: A Star Wars Story"


Firstly let me just admit that I have never been enthused to watch Solo: A Star Wars Story, and that was before Kathleen Kennedy's regime began to set fire to my childhood.

I wanted a different actor (Ansel Elgort).

Then they ditched the original directors (Phil Lord and Christopher Miller) and replaced them with Ron Howard -- who I generally like -- but still, this reeked of desperation.

May the Force be with this movie.

From Google:

"Young Han Solo (Alden Ehrenreich) finds adventure when he joins a gang of galactic smugglers, including a 196-year-old Wookie named Chewbacca (Joonas Suotamo). Indebted to the gangster Dryden Vos (Paul Bettany), the crew devises a daring plan to travel to the mining planet Kessel to steal a batch of valuable coaxium. In need of a fast ship, Solo meets Lando Calrissian (Donald Glover), the suave owner of the perfect vessel for the dangerous mission -- the Millennium Falcon."



Well, I'll keep this short.

Never has a Star Wars movie BORED me.

The effects were good though, so I guess that counts for something.

WATCH IT ON NETFLIX.

QBF Rating: 2.0/5

PS: The Force was not with this movie.

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