The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over The Lazy Dog

This is the story of Onestone the Indian Brave. This was his Indian name given to him because he had only one testicle. After years and years of this torment Onestone cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!" The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young girl named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her, and took her deep into the forest. There he shagged her all day, he shagged her all night, he shagged her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone meant business.

Her cups runneth over! - QBF

Today's Throwback Thursday music mix, features Michael Jackson 's hits "Bad" and "Thriller" (the only music video to ever scare me as a kid)! - QBF

Prajna: intuitive wisdom, insight into emptiness or the true nature of reality.

They say the pen is mightier than the sword, but in Disney's Tangled , it is the frying-pan that is mightiest! This reimagining of the Rapunzel fairy-tale has our maiden-slash-heroine teamed up with a charming rogue, and a way-too-intelligent chameleon, versus a witch, some ruffians, and lots of guards.

Today's feature is Summer Glau , my favourite ass-kicking sci-fi actress! - QBF

Namaste! - QBF (Click to ENLARGE.)

The Ghost in the Shell prequels continue with GitS Arise: Border 2 - Ghost Whispers . Almost everyone of the Section 9 team is here for this movie -- but they're actually working against each other! And by working against each other, I mean trying to kill each other!

Yum! - QBF

Today's throwbacks are the  Eurythmics classics "Here Comes The Rain Again" and "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)". They are actually two of the very first music videos I remember seeing, and even though I had no idea what the lyrics were about... I just loved the haunting melody of both tunes! - QBF

It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances. -- Oscar Wilde

An elderly couple are sitting around one evening and the man says to his wife, "Mildred, we are about to celebrate our 60th wedding anniversary.  We've had a wonderful life together, full of contentment and blessings. But there's something I've always wondered about. Tell me the truth. Have you ever been unfaithful to me?" She hesitates a moment, then says, "Yes, three times, Sidney." "Three times? How could that happen?" Sidney asks.

Happy Monday folks! This week's treat is Miss Esti Ginzburg , another lovely Sports Illustrated model. - QBF

The best martial art... - QBF (Click to ENLARGE.)

Riddle me this: who's crazy enough to break into Arkham Asylum , Gotham City's penitentiary for the criminally insane -- while Batman is in town? The latest version of the  Suicide Squad (in  Batman: Assault on Arkham ) is who! The new roll call that  Amanda Waller  put together is pretty interesting, featuring: -  Black Spider -  Captain Boomerang - Deadshot - Harley Quinn -  KGBeast - Killer Frost - King Shark

Wishful thinking. - QBF

Think Like a Man Too is that rare sequel that is actually better than its original (if only slightly). Starring Kevin Hart , Gabrielle Union , Regina Hall and Michael Ealy , the gang is now on a wedding trip to Las Vegas, where some Hangover-type shenanigans spice up the proceedings. They even added a music video!

Another year, another Independence Day for Jamaica . Of course we have our problems, but in the words of the unofficial anthem: "Sweet sweet Jamaica, nah lef' yah!" - QBF

So Phase 2 of the Marvel Cinematic Universe continues in outer-space, in the form of the  Guardians of the Galaxy ! Who are they? Peter Quill, AKA: Starlord ( Chris Pratt ). Gamorra ( Zoe Saldana ). Rocket ( Bradley Cooper ). Drax the Destroyer ( Dave Bautista ). Groot ( Vin Diesel ).

Thick? Check. Tits? Check. Ass? Check. Hey, it's Nicki Minaj ! - QBF