The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over The Lazy Dog

Die Hard 5 -- or officially A Good Day to Die Hard  -- stars our hero John McClane ( Bruce Willis ), he of the famous movie line, "Yippie-Ki-Yay-Motherf**ker!" This time he is teaming up with his son John McClane Jr. ( Jai Courtney ), as all hell breaks loose in Moscow, Die Hard style. Will working with his progeny to save the day, rather than trying to save the day *and* his progeny (à la Live Free or Die Hard ), be even more exciting?

So, The Five-Year Engagement happened, and really, it felt like the 20 year engagement. Starring Jason Segel and Emily Blunt , this romantic comedy was really painful to watch at points.

Congratulations on the Sports Illustrated cover Kate Upton ! And now, boobies the video edition. - QBF

Great deal! - QBF (Click to ENLARGE.)

From the Huffington Post : 23 Brushes With Death. - QBF

Wrath of the Titans ! Sounds pretty epic doesn't it? Don't judge a movie by it's title...

Cowboy the f*ck up! - QBF (Click to ENLARGE.)

The immortal classic Western, The Magnificent Seven , was actually based on a Japanese classic made by Akira Kurosawa : Seven Samurai (which you can read more about from my previous review HERE ). This movie has so many awesome actors in it, it's basically an All-Star Team, nay, MAGNIFICENT Team of actors! Yul Brynner . Eli Wallach . Steve McQueen . Charles Bronson . Robert Vaughn . James Coburn .

Eminently logical my dear Watson. - QBF

This Is 40 stars Leslie Mann and Paul Rudd  (with Megan Fox as a very sexy co-star). This comedy about a lady experiencing a mid-life crisis has its funny moments, but are there enough of them?

How Come some young ladies in love don't wanna have sex before marriage... hell they probably don't even get into kissing too much... eventually a break-up with their boyfriend who can't take the sexual frustration occurs... and then she loses her virginity to some random dude? How come ladies? What happened to the waiting for marriage plan? What caused these ladies to wise up, and start giving it up? - QBF

So I watched Red Tails the other day, which is about the Tuskegee Airmen, the awesome negro pilots in World War II. I really wish this film was made by somebody else. A better film-maker. A better script writer. This movie should have been much better.

Monday morning means Mila Kunis! - QBF

This story has taken a long time to be written... So let me start at the beginning. A long time ago, in a land of wood and water, Cable & Wireless brought mobile telephones to the masses, and it was good. However, as all monopolies are eventually tempted to do, they began to take advantage of their power, and began to squeeze every dollar from their captive customers, whilst simultaneously allowing their service quality to plummet.

Late night visitor. - QBF

You've probably seen these brain tricks before in an email forwarded to you 3 or 4 times, but here they are again, just in case you missed them! - QBF (How true their statements are can be researched on your own time.)

How Come some people really think that others are interested (even a little bit) in what they're eating right now? I only became aware of this semi-recently when some of my friends started subjecting me to this "food porn" on Facebook , and then when I joined Instagram it was there as well (thankfully, Google+ seems free from infection so far). Now, assuming you actually slaved away in a kitchen cooking/baking this culinary creation, then by all means share your passion with the world. (No, a sandwich and any other meal that took you less than an hour to cook does not qualify!) But what's with the obsession of "showing off" some food you merely ordered at a restaurant? Do they seek congratulations on their choice? What's next, posting photos of their drinks? (Oh wait, I do that sometimes...) - QBF

Well this was shocking. A Matthew McConaughey movie that didn't suck! It has been a while since this occurred, so I was understandably hesitant to watch The Lincoln Lawyer .

Buffie 's back with more back fellas! - QBF [EDITOR'S NOTE: Originally posted June 6th, 2011, but adjusted due to a copyright complaint, I'm guessing by Godiva Girls . You can check them out if you wish.]

Now this type of exploitation I would sign up for! - QBF