The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over The Lazy Dog

For those who thought motorbikes could not have bumpers... much less HUGE bumpers, watch the video! - QBF (PS: This particular bumper is attached to Pebbelz Da Model) UPDATE: Sorry guys, the video got pulled form YouTube... I'm hoping I can find it elsewhere and then I'll repost this episode.

It's amazing how you can learn things about life from a comic book. This excerpt from the series The Order of the Stick teaches us a little something perhaps on human violence toward each other -- particularly as it relates to suicide bombers, etc. - QBF (PS: Unless you have microscopic vision, please click on the image to be able to read it.)

Back by popular demand (aka: mine), here are more super-flexible ladies! This is part 1 of 2, so enjoy the goodness, and may it bring a smile upon your day toiling at work. - QBF Now THAT'S a construction worker! I can foresee many things becoming erected... Is this how you split friends apart? (sorry for the corniness) Where's this car wash located!? The aerobics instructor from hell! (Unless you're just watching the class...) So she likes to play with balls... It's usually enjoyable watching ladies go up the stairs, but this is ridiculous! Snow angel!

It's not always fun in the sun. - QBF Episode Two: At the Beach

Some people are born lucky! - QBF

This video shows how to protect your Gmail account from crackers (aka: criminal hackers), but it can be applied to Social Networking sites as well as any other Email account -- since they all use the same basic protections. Watch and learn! - QBF

Now some people would say, "Liquor doesn't grow on trees." To which I say: "RUBBISH!" Check this documentary clip below for proof. - QBF

Ah, the last Homer-ism has finally arrived, and this one is a beauty. If you wanted to learn the secret to succeed in life -- or at least get through this week -- read on! - QBF

Here's a new weekly endeavour that I'm sure you'll all enjoy: my Sunday Strips! This could possibly be my longest running series, as I've got 3 years worth of stuff just ready to go! (Just click on the image to see the full version.) These are *not* kid-friendly by the way. - QBF Episode One: Birth of the Blow Job

If ever there was a performance that could make you believe in the possibility of magic, it is this one! This originally aired on "America's Got Talent" and is simply incredible! - QBF

Now here's something you really should know for your Sunday mornings. - QBF (Oh well, there goes that plan...)

The second to last in our series of Homer-isms! This week, prepare to learn about being properly Motivated. - QBF

It must be rough living up to expectations in an Indian household... - QBF

This week, I'm going to teach you everything you need to know about marriage -- that your married friends won't tell you! - QBF

Okay, so we're down to the last three Pearls of Wisdom from the Philosopher Homer (Simpson). To get you all prepared for the work week today, we're goign to have a short discussion on Ambition. - QBF

It's funny what happens when you see signs for products or places in other countries or cultures from your own! Check these hilarious photos below of real places & products! - QBF I hope he put it in slowly... The best kind of nipples... Is this a sushi restaurant, or a "massage" parlor?... Now I know why people's fishing trips go for so long... The drive-in of choice! With a name like that, they lived very long! Now I know where all the ladies go... They have a store for this now? Yeah, I grew up with this and never really thought about it until recently... Nothing worse than a wet one, so I can only imagine how it tastes! Excuse me madame, would you like some of my Big Nuts?... Oh yes! Sex toy, and gives you potassium! New AND improved to boot! I think I'll stay away from that place... Perfect name when you think about it... Must be prison issued soap... I don't care what flavour you give it!

To celebrate my birthday today, you're receiving a Special Edition of "Things You Oughta Know!". I know you're excited, so let's jump right into it: Firstly, here's some advice on how to keep yourself alive! (AKA: Don't grab power lines.) Secondly, here's an example of why you should never judge a book by its cover! (AKA: Women with a good mouth on them are so hard to find.) And lastly, be careful what you ask for in life -- as you just might get it! (AKA: Famous last words.)

Sorry I'm late with today's motivation, but don't lose hope! - QBF

Here's video of this amazing acrobat/parkour specialist: Damien Walters. Comic-book superhero $#!# it looks like to me! - QBF

Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely! - QBF