The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over The Lazy Dog

To celebrate my birthday today, you're receiving a Special Edition of "Things You Oughta Know!". I know you're excited, so let's jump right into it: Firstly, here's some advice on how to keep yourself alive! (AKA: Don't grab power lines.) Secondly, here's an example of why you should never judge a book by its cover! (AKA: Women with a good mouth on them are so hard to find.) And lastly, be careful what you ask for in life -- as you just might get it! (AKA: Famous last words.)

Sorry I'm late with today's motivation, but don't lose hope! - QBF

Here's video of this amazing acrobat/parkour specialist: Damien Walters. Comic-book superhero $#!# it looks like to me! - QBF

Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely! - QBF

Now don't take this as me bashing on women drivers, or women in general... but this is some seriously funny shit! I give you the best compilation of female driver foibles! - QBF

You really should know how to *properly* react to winning the lottery. This video will illustrate how it *should not* be done. - QBF

And now today a lesson on "influence" in the USA! I'm not sure how you would translate it for Jamaica... - QBF

It gets no freakier (or moronic) than this! Idiots in Jamaica Gone Wild! The lady in question didn't die apparently, but it may have been better for the gene-pool if she actually had... - QBF

Refs lead the series by 2... followed closely by the Magic and Lakers at one game a piece! The NBA, where AMAZING happens! By the way, what's the going rate for referees these days? Anyone care donate some funds for the next game? - QBF

This is a perfect illustration of how capitalism gone amok operates! - QBF

For when that pesky brain of yours gets in the way at work... - QBF

Did that grab your attention? ;-) Sorry for the prevarication, but I wanted a catchy headline to mark my 100th posting! Judging from my very very rocky start two years ago, I didn't think I'd reach so far with my site, so I'm a little proud of myself and patting myself on the back (ouch). Hopefully, I'll be having commemorations for each of the following 100 blog milestones, and that they'll take less time for each -- I'm aiming for only 8 months for #200 to drop! Hmm, I feel I should give you guys something else besides my ramblings to make sure you actually stick around for #101... Aha! Enjoy this poem by the great Smokey Robinson AND one of my favourite songs (The Tracks of My Tears) that he recorded with The Temptations (it captures my spirit very well I think), but this time with a reggae flavour.

Finally an economic plan is suggested by the girlfriends! - QBF

Many young boys wanted to be a cowboy when they grew up. Or not... - QBF Cowboy Atom.com: Funny Videos | Cinematic Comedy | Romantic Comedies

This one goes out to all the Cavaliers/Le-Brawn fans who just got an overdose of Magic! - QBF

The wonderful folks at Barely Political have created a hilarious clip that showcases how dumb Apple's latest iPod Shuffle is a piece of crap. - QBF

From what I've read, this short film may be much better than Terminator: Salvation, and if it's not, it's definitely funnier! - QBF Handjobs For The Future Atom.com: Funny Videos | Extreme Humor | TV & Movie Spoofs

This is my new Wednesday feature, where I endeavour to educate the entire world, in whatever bits of knowledge I think it is universally lacking! Today's lesson: Marijuana!! - QBF

The French sure know how to make a nice music video! - QBF Make The Girl Dance "Baby Baby Baby" ( official video ) by placeblancherec

This poor guy has the WORST job in the world. I think as a purely humanitarian guesture, I should swap places with him... - QBF