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#SundayReviews: "Escape Plan: The Extractors"


So apparently this is Escape Plan 3?

I never saw 1 or 2, but I went to watch Escape Plan: The Extractors as part of an ongoing Father's Day treat. Time will tell if I'm a good or bad son...

From Google:

"After security expert Ray Breslin (Sylvester Stallone) is hired to rescue the kidnapped daughter of a Hong Kong tech mogul from a formidable Latvian prison, Breslin's girlfriend is also captured. Now he and his team, must pull off a deadly rescue mission to confront their sadistic foe and save the hostages, hidden in the depths of the prison complex, before time runs out."



Turns out I'm a horrible son. In my defence there weren't any other movies that my dad wanted to watch, so I think that gives me a bly this time... LOL!

Where to start with what went wrong? There were TWO good fight scenes, after that the movie can be avoided.

Nothing makes sense, including but not limited to: time, geography, psychology, physics, and team dynamics.

STREAM IN THE BACKGROUND WHILE YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING ELSE.

#QBF 🦊 Rating: 1.0/5

PS: *Maybe* the movie makes more sense if you've seen the previous two entries, but I doubt it.

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