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#SundayReviews: "Batman Ninja"


Batman Ninja.

The circle is now complete.

From Google:

"Batman, along with his allies and adversaries, finds himself transported from modern Gotham City to feudal Japan."



This circle should never have been closed.

This movie was all over the place, mixing genres like a two year old let loose in a kitchen and attempting to bake a cake.

I fell asleep more than five times trying to finish this farce of time-travel, ninjas, video game cutscenes, art changes, giant mech battles, and then it finished with some Naruto-light ninjutsu magic...

Watch it IF YOU CAN STAY AWAKE long enough to finish it.

QBF Rating: 1.5/5
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