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#SundayReviews: "Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom"


Well they couldn't leave well enough alone, and so we have Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom. What bad could come from every single time people messed with dinosaurs?

From Google:

"Three years after the destruction of the Jurassic World theme park, Owen Grady (Chris Pratt) and Claire Dearing (Bryce Dallas Howard) return to the island of Isla Nublar to save the remaining dinosaurs from a volcano that's about to erupt. They soon encounter terrifying new breeds of gigantic dinosaurs, while uncovering a conspiracy that threatens the entire planet."





Well, VERY stupid decisions were made, multiple laws were broken, and nuff people died.

To what end? For the next sequel of course!

The special effects were good, but they used too many repeated shots from previous movies in the series. You may call them homages, but I call them laziness.

The best and only change they made was when it became more of a horror movie, but even then it relied on gross stupidity.

NOT WORTH 3D money, I'd recommend you wait until Netflix has it, unless you really love dinosaurs.

QBF Rating: 2.5/5

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