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#MovieReview: "The Accountant"


When last we saw Ben Affleck he was portraying the grimmest, darkest version of Batman -- and that's saying something!

But now, along with Anna Kendrick, J.K. Simmons, Jon Bernthal, and Cynthia Addai-Robinson, he stars as The Accountant.

Is this a step-down? A lateral move? A step up?

From Google:

"Christian Wolff is a mathematics savant with more affinity for numbers than people. Using a small-town CPA office as a cover, he makes his living as a freelance accountant for dangerous criminal organizations. With a Treasury agent hot on his heels, Christian takes on a state-of-the-art robotics company as a legitimate client. As Wolff gets closer to the truth about a discrepancy that involves millions of dollars, the body count starts to rise."


Bum. Bo. Claaaat!

This movie just eradicated every Bourne Movie since The Identity...

This movie might increase applications to become CPAs...

This movie needs to be WATCHED IMMEDIATELY!

Ben Affleck can really, really act, and looks badder than Keanu's John Wick.

QBF Rating: 5/5

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