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Movie Review: "The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies"


Well, that happened.

The final chapter of Peter Jackson's Hobbit travesty trilogy, The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies will most likely be the last time we travel cinematically to Middle Earth for a very very very very long time.

Bilbo looks sad in the poster, and he should be, because this Hobbit burglar stole my money!


















The cast is the same, so no actors will be mentioned.

The first five or so minutes resolves how the previous movie (and story) should have ended, then we get another two hours of fan-fiction.

Badly written fan-fiction at that.

To say I was disappointed is an understatement.

The only redeeming factor is that everything looked well done, but it was all flash and no substance.

WATCH IF YOU'RE OCD, and need to see the end of the trilogy.

QBF Rating: 2.0/5

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