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Movie Review: "Red Riding Hood"



So another fairy tale gets the live action treatment with Red Riding Hood. Although honestly, with a name like that I'm fairly certain the pornographic movie industry has several titles using that name!

Anyways, this film stars Amanda Seyfried, Shiloh Fernandez, and Max Irons -- with a special appearance by Gary Oldman to add some much needed spice to the proceedings.

MUCH.

NEEDED.

SPICE.









Have you ever watched a movie that you felt was mostly filler?

Like it was a mini-Scooby-Doo episode stretched way past 15 minutes?

This was it. Granted, the production quality was good, but the actual movie was shoddily made -- which I suppose will happen with such a contrived plot.

I don't recall if I had a good reason to watch this movie, but AT LEAST IT DIDN'T HURT MY HEAD.

QBF Rating: 1.5/5

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