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#SundayReviews: "Fast & Furious: Hobbs & Shaw"


So the Diesel/Rock feud has lead to a spin-off movie: Fast & Furious: Hobbs & Shaw.

Will this launch a new side-series, and be an epic middle finger to Vin Diesel from the Rock?

From Google:

"Brixton Lorr (Idris Elba) is a cybernetically enhanced soldier who possesses superhuman strength, a brilliant mind and a lethal pathogen that could wipe out half of the world's population. It's now up to hulking lawman Luke Hobbs (Dwayne Johnson) and lawless operative Deckard Shaw (Jason Statham) to put aside their past differences and work together to prevent the seemingly indestructible Lorr from destroying humanity."



Wow. This was a mixture of G.I. Joe, James Bond, Fast & Furious, and Lethal Weapon.

And not a good mixture at that.

The jokes were flat.

The story was un-baked.

The action scenes actually made all the previous Fast & Furious movies look better and more believable in comparison.

Watch IF YOU'RE BORED.

#QBF 🦊 Rating: 1.5/5

Comments

wiggz said…
Movie should have never been made

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