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Joke of the Day

FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE 1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Ferrari than on a bicycle. 2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the asshole's name. 3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them. 5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk. Bonus: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one, when he was shot by the woman's husband. 

Sunday Strips

Truer words were never spoken by a lady! - QBF